Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant

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Proving herself to be as dumb as her older sister, 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears has managed to get herself knocked up and in an exclusive interview with OK! Magazine she says she’s keeping the baby. TMZ reports:

A source tells us the interview, which hits stands tomorrow, is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit’s younger sister, star of Nick’s “Zoey 101,” says she’s keeping the baby.”

Is everyone in this family completely useless and retarded? Is there a member somewhere in hiding who refuses to acknowledge they’re related to these people as he spends his days in a lab coat and teaches Physics classes in his spare time? Or does it just get worse than this? I assume the Spears family reunions usually take place on Astro Turf covered porches right next to the hand crank washing machine, or on visitors’ days at county jails.

Jamie Lynn with her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge:

Update: “Extra” has obtained an official statement from Nickelodeon regarding Jaime Lynn’s pregnancy:

“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

I’m sure the rest of it goes, “…but we still have no other choice than to cancel the slut’s show.”