Brooke Hogan is Petite

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Just so we’re clear, this is what Brooke Hogan looks like standing next to a regular-sized human female. When scientists finally reveal that Brock Brooke Hogan was born a man, they will point to these pictures as one of their clues. Damn, she’s a huge bitch. Although I appreciate the implants and the manicure, I’m not entirely sure how they’re supposed to help her throw cars and swat down airplanes. If somebody could fill me in on that, that’d be pretty cool.