Britney Spears Stole a Lighter

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Proving once again that she feels rules don’t apply to her, Britney Spears walked up to a Chevron gas station counter on Friday night, picked up a lighter, bragged that she was stealing it, then walked out. If you’re keeping count, this is the third time Spears has shoplifted in the past two months. People reports:

Spears, 26, did pay for some chewing gum at the Chevron, but on her way out of the gas station’s store, she grabbed the lighter. When a photographer pointed out that Britney “forgot” to pay for the lighter, Britney sarcastically responded, “I stole something. Oh, I’m bad!”

Jatinder Kaur, the owner of the gas station, said:

Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here.”

I can’t tell where this owner guy is from, but if I had to guess, it’s probably somewhere that Britney Spears would be missing a hand by now. Too bad his store isn’t there, because Britney with a hook for a hand would be awesome. Everyone would call her “Britney Hook,” and we’d just laugh and laugh as she took an hour to open a pack of cigarettes or sat wondering if she could really hook two whole chickens. “One chickens fried, one chickens barbie-cued!”

Video source: TMZ