Lindsay Lohan is Still Broke

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Lindsay Lohan has been rumored to be completely broke for a while now, so it’s no surprise that she reportedly tried to sell staged Thanksgiving dinner photos of her with her family to several celebrity magazines. Because, well, that’s what whores do. MSNBC says:

Her asking price began in the six-figure range before dropping to $20,000. “She thinks she’s a huge star. She thinks everyone is dying to read about her, but she’s lost her fan base. Her decisions are being driven by cash, not repairing her image,”…Although her photos didn’t earn her any money (and her rep denies the entire incident), word is that her Black Friday shopping trip did. Lohan was photographed shopping at an Armani Exchange and Intermix store in Manhattan on Nov. 23, and a source close to the rehabbed starlet says the trip wasn’t just pre-arranged to give the paparazzi a heads up, she was paid for the visit, too. “Seems like everything Lindsay does is to make money,” said the disillusioned source.”

Wow, this has to be great news if you’re a Lindsay Lohan fan. Pretty soon for a few hundred bucks and a couple bumps, she’ll be available for birthdays and bachelor parties. Blowjobs? Oh yeah, those too.