Britney Spears Might Be Pregnant

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Britney’s people are doing major damage control right now, but In Touch Weekly is doing a little damage control of their own – by sending their Blackberry messages with JR Rotem to everyone on their email list (omg, and we’re on it!!).

In Touch Weekly has documented proof that JR Rotem confirmed to In Touch on Monday, November 26, 2007 that Britney Spears was pregnant and that he was the father. Before he denies this information, he should acknowledge that he confirmed the story to In Touch through text message.

Here are some of the texts:

IN TOUCH: They are saying Britney’s pregnant and you’re the father…

JR: It’s true

IN TOUCH: OK, awesome. Do u think Britney will keep it? She’s already talking about it to people

JR: No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable.”

I can’t believe men still stick their unprotected penises inside Britney Spears. She’s absolutely disgusting. You’d think men would care more about keeping their favorite body part intact. I picture Britney’s vagina like the kids’ room in Poltergeist. Everything inside is haunted, and when she opens her legs you hear screams and scary monsters jump out and growl at you … then rip your dick off.

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