Britney Spears is Not Pregnant

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Reports were everywhere yesterday that Britney Spears is four weeks pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s baby. Somebody that Britney may or may not know wants you to know that it’s a vicious lie. A source tells OK! Magazine:

She’s furious at InTouch,”….”The story is a complete lie. She does not even see or talk to J.R., and she hasn’t had any dealings with him in months.”…”She’s thinking about suing,” explains the pal. “She’s so mad. She’s worked so hard at being a working mom and resolving legal issues. To have such a messed up lie come out like this now really angers her. She is serious about wanting to sue.”

Britney’s life is like a hillbilly episode of COPS, fully documenting every second of every day. And this is the one thing that made her want to sue. This. I can totally understand. She worked hard to get rid of the kids she has now, she can’t have people thinking she’s pregnant. People don’t like to party with pregnant chicks.

Britney shooting a new music video yesterday:

Note: The banner picture is old. She was pregnant with Sean Preston there.