Lindsay Lohan Still Thinks She’s a Singer

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Lindsay Lohan couldn’t get cast in a clay mold right now, so she’s rumored to be starting her contractually obligated third album. She’s also a slut. Page Six reports:

A source at Universal Music Group tells us she’ll soon start recording her third album, rumored to be titled “Nobody’s Angel.” The tipster said, “She’s only recording because of a contractual obligation to Universal,” which released her second album. Another insider insisted, “Lindsay always planned to release a third album.”

I’ve never heard of her first two albums, so I’m sure this one will be a big hit. Lindsay probably has a lot to say. And songs about speedballs and bronzer are always really popular.

Orange you glad Lindsay is making an album?: