Katherine Heigl Should Quit

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Katherine Heigl turned 29 this weekend, so if she’s on your to do list, you better figure out your approach now, because you don’t have long. 29 isn’t old at all, it’s just old when you smoke twelve packs of cigarettes a day. Like Katherine Heigl. Without a swarm of stylists and make artists she looks like this and this, so good luck in about five years. By then she’ll be wearing lace push up bras because her voicebox doesn’t make her feel sexy.