Sarah Michelle Gellar Does Maxim
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I guess Sarah Michelle Gellar realized I thought she was dead, because here she is in a bra and topless in next month’s issue of Maxim. Yay. Lucky me. If I close my eyes hard enough I can think she’s hot. While I’m at it, I can download some Metallica off Napster, watch the Columbine massacre on CNN, bet on the Broncos in the Super Bowl, and other stuff that I was doing in 1999.