Dog The Bounty Hunter Isn’t Cool Enough

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Duane “Dog” Chapman appeared on Hannity and Colmes last night and said that he thought he was cool enough to use the word “nigger” because of the discrimination he’s also faced in his life. He said he would kill himself if that would make people forgive him and that he now knows using that word is like “stabbing a black person in the heart.” Hmmm, I don’t know. I’m not black, but if I was, I think I’d rather somebody call me a “nigger” than stab me in the heart, but maybe that’s just me. Especially if I was a black vampire. That would suck. And if I was a black vampire and somebody did both, well sir, then that would just be rude. Frankly, I’d find it a little offensive thank you very much.

Pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a Playboy Bunny outfit instead of Duane Chapman? I hope you didn’t say that out loud: