Paris Hilton’s New Movie Sucks

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If you’ve ever watched a horror movie and thought, “this is cool and all, but when do they start singing?” then congratulations, the trailer for Repo! The Genetic Opera hit online today. I don’t know how they managed to trick Paul Sorvino and Sarah Brightman to be in this, because this is pretty much the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. You can see Paris in a brown wig talking to a guy in a dumpster at :39, but whatever. I’d rather be brought back to life to watch my own snuff film than sit through this for two hours.