Britney Spears Ignores Her Parenting Coach

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Britney Spears’ parenting coach submitted a report to the court detailing her experience with Britney and her kids during Britney’s supervised visitation this week, and as expected, Britney failed miserably.

Sources say the two-and-a-half page report says Britney totally ignored the coach — didn’t even acknowledge her presence. The coach says she was unable to teach Britney anything, because Spears didn’t want to listen.

The report, which was presented to the court yesterday and will be critical in determining if Spears should regain 50/50 custody, concludes that Britney often ignores her kids and lives in her own little world — that Britney often disappeared and wasn’t around the kids or the coach. We’re told the coach has said Brit spends a lot of time on the phone and changing clothes.”

This isn’t the first person to witness Britney ignoring her kids and changing clothes all day, and it’s amazing with all that practice dressing herself Britney can’t do better. Every time she goes out in public, she looks like wide open ass. At this point I’m convinced each mirror in her house is covered up with a poster of someone who’s better looking than Britney. Heidi Klum here and there, some Catherine Zeta Jones in other places, and even some Alice Cooper. Yeah, I said Alice Cooper is prettier than Britney. If she’s going to try and look like him every day, she’s going to need to take down her ugly a couple notches.

Source/Banner cartoon via NY Post