Britney Spears Got Her Visitation Rights Suspended

TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears has lost visitation rights with her children until she “complies with all court orders.” Outlook not good:

The order by L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon came after K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, went to court yesterday for an emergency hearing. The order reads, “Petitioner’s (Britney’s) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner’s compliance with the court orders.” Brit’s next shot at getting the kids is October 26, when she’s been ordered back to court.”

Britney got her visitation suspended because she couldn’t be bothered to provide the drug testing facility with her contact information so they could perform random tests. Well, of course she didn’t. Britney loves drugs. Drugs and food. Britney would squeal and die from sheer delight if McDonald’s came out with the McMeth Value Meal. It’s like heaven on a bun!