Carrie Underwood Has a New Boyfriend

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Carrie Underwood, single since getting dumped by Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback, Tony Romo, is now reportedly dating Gossip Girl cast member, Chace Crawford.

He’s really cute,” Underwood recently told PEOPLE of the 22-year-old Texas-born actor. “I’ve met him and he seems like a really nice guy. He’s got cool hair, he’s a nice height and he just has beautiful blue eyes.” The pair stopped by Manhattan’s Marquee nightclub last Friday, then popped into Gramercy Park Hotel’s hip Rose Bar on Saturday night. “At one point, they were holding hands, off to the side of the table, like they didn’t want people to see,” says an observer.”

I guess looking like a model and being on television is one way to date hot pieces of ass like Carrie Underwood. I should probably look into that. I guess I should do it soon, because I think Katie from project management just had her meeting with HR. That’s it, if they ask me about the roofies, I’ll just deny it.