Jessica Simpson and Orlando Bloom Might Be Dating

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Orlando Bloom and Jessica Simpson secretly arrived together at last night’s Hennessy Artistry event at Paramount Studios sparking rumors that they are dating. OK! Magazine says:

They slipped in a little after 8 p.m. and remained backstage for roughly 20 minutes before leaving together,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “Jessica and Orlando are trying to keep their relationship on the down low,” the source says. “It’s all new to them and they’re still just feeling their ways but they are definitely an item.”

Jessica Simpson can’t keep a man, so this will probably be over by the time I’m finished writing this. I’m just trying figure out if OK! was being sarcastic when they used the phrase “on the down low” or not. If they did, that would be cool because Orlando Bloom is kind of a homo. He’s another “Hollywood hunk” who’s so hot that he apparently never has to be photographed with women. And yeah, I know he’s dated Penelope Cruz and Kirsten Dunst. So have Tom Cruise and Jake Gyllenhaal. Was there something you needed to add?