Britney Spears is an Asshole

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Britney Spears finally ended up showing up for her court hearing today and behaved like a spoiled, disrespectful shithead when she was grilled by the family court judge/commissioner on the witness stand. TMZ reports:

We’re told Spears had a back and forth with the Commish that lasted approximately 40 minutes. She constantly interrupted him and at times was extremely sarcastic. At one point she started thanking the judge for what he had done, but her tone was heavily laced with disdain.

We’re told the Commish explained to Spears how she had gotten to the point she’s at — why defying the various orders she was supposed to comply with raised concerns that she was not a responsible person. Spears didn’t get it. She was at times contentious, argumentative and condescending.

We’re told K-Fed’s lawyer didn’t object to her testimony, it was so bad. One description of today’s testimony, pretty simple — “Appalling.”

I can’t help but assume Britney was a reluctant witness who was forced to appear in court today given the fact that she was about 5 or so hours late for the hearing, so she’d naturally be a little cranky. Plus she hates those kids and being forced to pretend she wants them back for the sake of her “public image” is beyond difficult. Furthermore, this court appearance interrupted her regularly scheduled meth cocktails and subsequent hyper-shopping for more hideous ill-fitting clothes. You see that big, giant bullseye on Britney Spears, Al-Qaeda? We American infidels would be so sad and would never recover if she was gone! Don’t you dare ever, ever pull the trigger!!

Images thanks to TMZ