Giada De Laurentiis is an Italian chick from the Food Network who, interestingly enough, makes Italian food. She also has huge tits. So, I’m not sure why she felt the need to wear this. Chicks with huge racks should wear bikinis. I think that’s a law somewhere. Maybe next time she’ll go windsurfing in a suit of armor or lay out in a fireman suit. That should pretty much cover the look she’s going for here.
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