Reese Witherspoon is Officially Single

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Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe were officially divorced last week. They were married for seven years and have two children. TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained the final divorce papers officially making it final. Reese initially filed for divorce on November 8, 2006, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason.”

It’s always sad when longtime Hollywood couples split up, because they represent a semblance of love and honor in the Sodom and Gomorrah that is Hollywood. At least that’s what my fan mail said when my Hannah Montana doll and I broke up. However, my friends say those letters look like my handwriting and the Hannah Montana isn’t even real. Oh really? Well if she isn’t real, then how come when I pick her up she can sing two songs and say up to six phrases? I think my point has been made, sir. Good day.

View the divorce documents here