Pamela Anderson is Married to Rick Salomon
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Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in a VIP villa at the Mirage resort in Las Vegas. Yay. OK! Magazine says:
The villa was heavily decorated in white roses, with petals scattered around the fountain which stood as the centerpiece for the ceremony. Of course, this being Vegas, there were five bottles of Cristal champagne lined up by the altar for post-“I do” toasting. There was also a four-tier wedding cake with “Pam & Rick” written on it. Above it all, the chandeliers were decked out with paper doves. The ceremony started at 9:10 p.m., as Pam and her escort strode down the aisle to Sade’s “By Your Side.” The vows were relatively traditional, and when Pam and Rick, who did not exchange rings, each said “I do,” the guests applauded wildly. In true Vegas style, the whole ceremony took approximately 10 minutes.”
Not to be lost in OK! Magazine’s totally objective reporting is that Pamela Anderson married a dude she had sex with to pay off a gambling debt. The same dude that fucked Paris Hilton. On camera. My penis and I were just talking, and not to brag or anything, but he said if that was me he’d strangle me in my sleep.
Pam at Hofbrauhaus Oktoberfest kickoff in Las Vegas this weekend: