Britney Will Have Her Kids Back in No Time

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Losing your kids must be the secret to life’s happiness, because Britney Spears has been looking like she’s on top of the world lately. Like last night. This also marks the billionth time Britney has flashed her nasty ass, except this time, she ramps up the gross with some thigh fur. Yeah. Either she hasn’t shaved in a month or she’s a werewolf. Neither of those can be good. So, if you’re a Britney fan, congratulate her on her new video then offer her a little silver. What’s the worst that could happen? She dies? No seriously, dude. What’s the worst that could happen?

Note: That’s not a thong, retard. Pull your crusty panties out of your butt.

Britney’s embarrassingly bad new video: