Brooke Hogan is a Handsome Man
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I’m not really sure why somebody thought it would be a good idea to promote Brooke Hogan as some kind of sex symbol, but I think it’s about time to slay that dragon. Because, well, she’s hideous. This dude doesn’t even make a good drag queen. If I saw this thing in a bar, I wouldn’t know whether I should go ahead and give the mace a try or just call somebody to have them release her back in the wild. Make sure you bring your stick collars boys, this one’s a little sassy.