Cameron Diaz Has a New Boyfriend

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Unconvincing sex symbol, Cameron Diaz, reportedly found a new boyfriend in Bradley Cooper (this dude), and the pair just spent a romantic weekend together in NYC. Oooh, lucky him!

They dined at Asia de Cuba at Morgans Hotel Saturday night and then hit the “SNL” after-party at Primehouse on Park Avenue South. One onlooker told us the twosome “were very close and lovey. Something is definitely going on, and it’s clear they are more than just friends.”

Yeah, that’s what it is. Every time Cameron finds a man we hear how “something is definitely going on,” then it’s over a week later. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe it’s because she’s one of the biggest self-righteous bitches in Hollywood. Other people agree that it’s because she looks like some sort of previously undiscovered deep sea creature that learned to walk on dry land. Oh God, it’s Cameron Diaz! Run!!!

Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher on the set of What Happens in Vegas: