David Letterman Owns Paris Hilton

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David Letterman almost made Paris Hilton cry during her 8 minute appearance on the Late Show Friday night. Just watch the video, because there’s nothing I can say that could possibly top this. Instead of asking her questions, David Letterman should have just dropped her in a piranha tank. It would’ve basically had the same effect.

Paris with her new Swedish tourist boyfriend, Alex Vaggo, last week: