Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom are Dating?

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If you squint hard enough, you can see that this is supposed to be Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom in Mexico this weekend. Why? Who the hell knows. Orlando Bloom’s been with almost every beard in Hollywood, so maybe they’re dating or maybe they’re not. Maybe they’re in love. Or maybe they’re taking a break from shopping or watching Tony Curtis movies or whatever it is that chicks and guys who don’t want to have sex with them do.