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Britney Spears went to Newport Beach and attended a party for some random cosmetics line last night wearing this lovely frock. She looks like a Jolly Roger, emphasis on Jolly. That belt looks like a queer WWE wrestler’s costume or something you’d win at a carnival. So if “Big Gay Pirate” is what you want to be for Halloween, then here’s your costume, my friends.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Britney was wearing blue underwear.

Video thanks to TMZ