Don’t Fart Near Tom Cruise

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Tom Cruise is apparently furious after a unknown crew member farted during Cruise’s organized moment of silence on the set of Valkyrie. Cruise has now reportedly vowed to find the guy and have him fired. The Daily Star says:

Christian Berkel, 49 – who plays anti-Hitler plotter Albrecht Mertz von Quirnheim – said…”Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany, where the anti-Nazis were executed. We had faced a great deal of opposition from the German government, who only gave us the go-ahead when we insisted we would show post-war Germany in a positive light. So Bryan and Tom asked for a minute’s silence out of respect for the place and in memory of the war heroes who died there. For somebody to pass wind in a situation like that is unforgivabe.”

Man, how rude. How can somebody be so insensitive at a time like that? A time where he’s standing around with a bunch of dudes in costumes and make-up being lectured by two gay dudes about war heroes. This guy better be glad Tom doesn’t know who he is. Tom might put his hand on his hip and shake his finger really fast.

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