Hannah Montana is Probably Not Pregnant

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I’ve never heard of J-14, but apparently the monthly teen magazine is running a story that confirms Miley Cyrus, the 15 year old daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and the star of the Disney channel hit, Hannah Montana, is pregnant. The magazine says:

Yes, sadly it’s true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. ‘I’m going to take good care of my baby. I’ve already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I’m sorry to all of my fans’,” the magazine photo reports Miley as saying. “While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she’s currently filming the series finale of ‘Hannah Montana’. Even though she’s keeping hush about who’s the father. Miley’s parents are very disappointed in her: ‘Whatever’s meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way.”

No legitimate news source is running this story, so who the hell knows if this is true or not. All I can do is go by the track record of Disney’s other young starlets. Young stars like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Vanessa Hudgens. So, I’m hoping it’s twins. Twins are so cute!

Update: TMZ is reporting that this story is completely fake. Yeah, thanks TMZ. Thanks for spoiling everybody’s fun. Sheesh.