Gwyneth Paltrow Isn’t Happily Married

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Considered one of Hollywood’s most happy couples, reports have surfaced that actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are headed for divorce. OK! says:

The pair, who wed in December 2003, have not been seen in public together in months, fueling rumors of a split. And witnesses tell OK!, during a recent four-hour trip to a salon, Gwyneth spoke about Chris for “less than five total minutes, always quickly changing the topic to her kids Apple and Moses.” Those present also say she seemed very “vague and unenthusiastic” during those brief seconds when her marriage was discussed.”

Whatever. Gwyneth Paltrow is a sanctimonious America hater and Chris Martin is in Coldplay. I guess it’s possible that I could care less. Say if Chris Martin was in Nickelback.

Gwyneth at the Hampton’s opening of The Good Night in August: