I have no idea what just went on inside Nobu, but it must’ve been the greatest thing ever because Kelly Brook looks like she’s about to explode from sheer happiness. To tell you the truth, these pictures could’ve been Kelly Brook stabbing a cop and I still would’ve posted them because she is so fucking hot. Billy Zane’s mind control seems to be irreversible, so if I’m ever going to have sex with her, I may have to do it with him in the room. I don’t know if it’s worth it or not, but my penis thinks I’m being to selfish. “There’s no ‘I’ in threesome,” he says. He’s pretty wise.
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