Lindsay Lohan Might Not Go to Jail

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TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan may only spend four days in jail for her two DUIs she received in less than two months. It has been learned that the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office is considering not filing felony charges against her.

We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills. As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But we’re told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents. If Lohan is found guilty of both, she’d have to serve a minimum of four days in jail, and that beats prison, baby!”

Wow. Maybe tomorrow the DA will bring Lindsay a cake with some candles in it, too. And some balloons. And a card with a little girl and a puppy sharing an ice cream cone on the front. I swear to God, the next time I see this whore slumped over a steering wheel I’m going to throw a cobra in the window.

Lindsay rafting at rehab: