The Celebrity Catwalk For Charity Was Last Night

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I know it’s probably not cool to make fun of a charity event, but good lord, could the “D” get any bigger on this list of attendees? And was Valtrex one of the sponsors? I don’t see Coolio, the lesbian who used to be Anna Nicole Smith’s assistant, or the guy who played “Joe the Policeman” on the “What’s Going Down” episode of “That’s My Mama” anywhere. They must have declined their invitations.

Pictured: Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian’s ugly mom, Robin “Trannycat” Antin, Kendra Wilkinson, Bobby Trendy, Bobby Trendy’s underwear, Jenna Jameson, Gemma Massey, Laurena Lacey, David Hasselhoff