OMG! Like, No Way!

[Gallery not found]

Guess what? The Hills is fake, scripted crap.

They call MTV’s “The Hills” a “reality” show, but we’ve had our doubts for some time. Fueling our skepticism, on Tuesday night, the star, Lauren Conrad, showed up at Da Silvano for dinner with three friends and a camera crew. One irked diner told us, “It was clear that this show is not a reality show. They took five takes of Lauren ordering dinner. The film crew took over the outside eating area by setting up lights and cameras everywhere. They should go back to California.”

I’ve never had the attention span to sit through one episode of this dumb show, so I don’t have anything to say other than if you thought this “reality show” was “real” then you’re too dumb to function. Please send us your mailing address so we can send you a short bus and helmet custom made for your big, dumb head.

Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port filming at Da Silvano on August 14th: