Jessica Biel is Busted

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Thank God I just found out these pictures were taken on the set of Jessica Biel’s new movie Powder Blue because my penis was just about to jump off a building. Holy shit, she looks beat. I swear, this movie better be about naked prison lesbians or Freddie Prinze Jr. taking a bet because I don’t know if I could handle this for two hours. IMDb says the movie is about “four desperate individuals intersect in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve,” so I guess Jessica plays the one who’s desperate for foundation and chap stick. And also conditioner.