Britney Spears is Insane

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According to statements released by their lawyers, the two photographers involved in this Las Vegas incident claim that Britney Spears threw a bottle at their heads and threatened to kill them after they took her picture. Yahoo News says:

Spears yelled “I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!,” at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears’ bodyguard on Thursday…The men, Deetz, 24, and Kyle Henderson, 23, said they were preparing to sue…One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, 37, pushed Henderson against the wall until Wynn security intervened and asked Henderson to leave, the statement said. As they were about 30 paces away and walking in the opposite direction, Camera attacked Deetz from behind, threw him on the ground and punched and kicked him until security pulled him off, it said. Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him, it said. Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would, it said.”

This really doesn’t seem that bad because if I was going to get my life threatened by someone, I’d want it to be Britney Spears. Britney probably thinks she’s Jason Bourne, but I’m thinking it wouldn’t be hard to match wits with this retard. She’d walk up to me and all I would do is cover her eyes with my hands and she’d say, “Dang blast it, whur dat boy dun run oft to?!?”

Britney keeping it classy in Hollywood a couple days ago: