Paris Hilton Isn’t Broke

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So, apparently this was a disgusting lie and Paris has not been cut off from her inheritance. In fact, she’ll inherit somewhere around $30 million when he finally dies. So while I’m working on my formula to keep him in suspended animation for the next 1,000 years, here are some pictures of Paris on a recent episode of the officially cancelled The Simple Life. In blackface. Please keep in mind that Paris is an unapologetic racist. She should have saved some paint and just drew crosshairs between her eyes. It’s pretty much the same thing.

Update (thanks, MK!): Watch a video clip of blackface Paris after the jump… paris hilton blackface

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