Megan Fox Needs to Upgrade

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Megan Fox is insanely hot, so I’m trying to figure out why she’s still engaged to David Silver. She must have lost a bet or he’s keeping her parents hostage because this makes no sense. She’s one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood and he looks like Kevin Federline’s dad. There’s no telling how he pulled this. He either attended Hogwarts or he has brain cancer. Although I’m not quite sure if “sex with Megan Fox” is one of the things Make-A-Wish will provide.