Hayden Panettiere is Short

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Hayden Panettiere turns 18 next month and I’m sure that’s good news to some of you, but hopefully she’ll get whatever gland problem she has fixed by then. Because based on these pictures, she can’t be any more than 4 feet tall. I appreciate her enthusiasm with the shorts, but I don’t remember that being part of the Lollipop Guild uniform. I don’t know, it’s been a while. Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s cute, but when I take her out I’d rather my license plate not be mentioned in an Amber Alert.