Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested
According to the official Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department website, Lohan was held in custody for about an hour around 4:00 PM, until she was released on $30,000 bail. Sources close to the case tell TMZ that this was simply a routine process, as often times people arrested for driving under the influence are simply cited and released.”
Hmmm, really? Because I’d love to hear “simply a routine process” the next time I get drunk and crash my car full of cocaine into a tree before I abandon it and flee the scene. That would be great. In a more likely scenario, the cops wouldn’t even wait to get out of the car before I was beaten and chained like I was going on a cruise to the New World.
That chick who’s dressing like her now is that loser Lindsay met in rehab: