Kirsten Dunst is Drunk

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I don’t know where the Groucho Club in London is, but apparently it’s great because gorgeous stars like Kirsten Dunst hang out there. With her perfect teeth, glowing skin and awesome body it’s hard to imagine God making anything more beautiful than this angel. It would take the jaws of life to get my penis out of my pants around skanks like Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson or Kelly Brook, but not this heavenly creature. Oh, no. Just look at her piercing eyes staring into my soul! Oh Kirsten, my lust for you is unbearable!