Britney’s New Single Drops Today

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From what historians will later call the least anticipated album in music history, Britney Spears is expected to release her new single, Get Back, today. You can hear a :25 demo of the song below, but don’t waste your time. It’s crap. It’s unclear how Britney’s label thinks a wheezing, bi-polar single mom is going to make the crowd get crunked, but I don’t get paid to make those kind of decisions. God put me in charge of killing the non-believer. Jealous?

Update: Read the inspiring and thought provoking lyrics here!

Britney pink and retarded on July 14th: