Cameron Diaz Isn’t as Ugly as Usual

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The hate we have for Cameron Diaz has been fully documented here, so it’s hard for me to admit that this is the best she’s looked in a long time. Mostly because there aren’t any hi-res closeups of her face. This must be some kind of camera built from alien technology, because her body isn’t testing my gag reflex today. But whatever, it’s Cameron Diaz. The nicest thing I’d do for her is pull back a little on the donkey punch. If she doesn’t appreciate it, fuck her. Your sister always seemed to think it was thoughtful.