Hilary Duff Has High Standards

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Hilary Duff has been looking kinda good lately, so I’m a little surprised to see her holding hands with this guy. I have no idea what’s going on here. It’s hard to tell if they’re on a date or she’s walking him back to the front of Home Depot. The good news is, it won’t be as hard as I thought to ask her out. In fact, it’ll be easy. “What up, Hilary? I’m an American citizen, wanna hang out?”