Michelle Rodriquez is in Love

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Just so we’re clear, I love hot lesbians more than other hot lesbians do, but there’s absolutely no chance of me ever wanting to walk in on these two. Michelle Rodriguez is scary. She looks like she might have warrants. Instead of me opening the door and finding a magical playground of sexy pillow fights and bubble baths, I’d find Hostel. I want to see feather whips and high heels, not giant mechanical dildos and goat blood pentagrams.