Heidi Montag is Patriotic

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I still have no idea why Heidi Montag is famous, but here’s the “famous” Heidi Montag in some staged candid pictures on the beach this weekend. This is a little expected, because the point of all her pictures lately is to show off her huge implants and new nose. This is usually the part where I would normally say something about her busted face, but damn if she didn’t go and wrap her new rack in Old Glory. And she gets bonus points for wearing this in California. There’s no telling when some godless tax raiser could’ve walked up to her and set the flag on fire, but these colors never run, baby.