Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook are Dating

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Supposed comedian Dane Cook and unintentional comedian Jessica Simpson are rumored to be dating again, and here’s what seems to be undeniable proof. Although it’s hard to be sure. Jessica Simpson is so retarded that she might think she’s on a date with George Washington or Han Solo. “Is it fun being president? I like bunnies and candy. Can I ride in your spaceship?” And then Dane Cook would say “A:F6” and the drunk frat boy and the nine year old who thought it was funny would laugh.

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