Jessica Alba Wants More Naked Men

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Tired of every magazine flaunting virtually nude women, Jessica Alba thinks more magazines should feature penis. She tells Britain’s GQ:

Men’s magazines have nipples so why don’t women have a magazine where men show their penises? There’s Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle. “If there was a magazine like that I’d buy it. Nudity’s not a big deal to me…I’ve said I won’t go naked in any of my movies, because I don’t want to. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see other people strip off!”

I hate to be the one to point out the obvious here, but there’s a difference between nipples and a penis. It might work for you, but I’m not sure how looking at some dude’s wang in an ad for Prada is going to make me look trendy and fashionable. I’m pretty sure it would make me look gay. So, if you could just pose in that bikini and possibly hold this snake while that guy on the ladder pours water on you, I’d appreciate it. Oh, and some nipple would be nice. Thanks.

Classic Jessica Alba bikini hotness because we enjoy objectifying her: