Christina Aguilera is Probably Pregnant

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Speculation that Christina Aguilera is pregnant has been circulating for a week or so now. Whew, thank God that’s over. Page Six reports:

Rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed Page Six source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.” This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.”

Jesus, is everybody in Hollywood pregnant? I should probably take a test. Jessica Alba said she used protection, but she also said she loved me and would call me the next day. Yeah, whatever Jessica. I don’t need you, I can raise this baby myself!