Demi Moore Might Be Pregnant

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Here are Demi “I Spent 3.8 Fillion Dollars On Plastic Surgery” Moore and that screechy 10 year old at some book party snorehole yesterday. Yeah, blah blah, I don’t give a shit either, except this chick normally doesn’t dress like this. Any movie role she has might as well include double fisting at this point to keep anyone from (literally) dying of boredom, but here she is in this black curtain all of a sudden. Is she pregnant? I don’t know. But what I do know is that I made a bad move when I turned down replacing Bruce Willis in the new Die Hard whatever number it is. I’m not bald and I don’t have balls, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Note: Oprah will help pimp Laura Day’s book later this month, OMG!!