Let me preface this by saying that Lost is a great show, but it wouldn’t upset me if Kate got pushed off a cliff, because Evangeline Lilly is one of the most sanctimonious and self-important actresses in Hollywood. Three years ago she was on the phone listening to guys jack off, now all of a sudden she’s Princess Di. Every time she sees some paparazzi she should buy them a beer, because as soon as Lost is canceled, she’ll be going back to her real job of talking to singles in her area.
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