Paris Hilton Back To Jail, Back To 45 Days, Minus 5

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One day after Sheriff Lee Baca released her from jail for “medical reasons”, Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail to serve the remainder of her sentence Not the 23 day sentence, but the original 45 day sentence minus 5 days:

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” One witness described the scene as: Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.”

Judge Michael Sauer should really start thinking about his platform for Grand Ruler of the World, because his nomination is pretty much a lock. I’m not sure what he’s doing after court today, but I’m sure Superman and the rest of the Justice League have made reservations somewhere.

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